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Creative Payback

 
Today I am thankful for creative paybacks.
 
 
I am a femi-nazi with money.  I don't know how long I'll have money but I have some now. 
 
I buy my own drinks because I can. 

I'll buy my companion's drinks because it's obnoxious. 
 
 
Now, he's taken to buying my drinks and getting quite creative in the process.
 
 
Yesterday, he sent me off to retrieve something I left in my car while he paid for my drink. 
 
 
It was cute. 
 
 
We had a lot of flooding in my area over the past few days.  I wanted to keep my phone by my side so my relatives could call if they needed my help.
 
I left my phone in the car but refused to go get it because I knew that he'd get sneaky and pay for my drink.
 
 
I told him he'd get sneaky if I left.   
 
His reply was 'just let me pay for the drink.'
 
Okay....he's a man. 
 
 
He's not a narcissistic man. 
 
 
He'd an old fashioned one. 
 
 
I relented.  He bought my drink as we sat waiting for a lecture to start. 
 
 
The fun part about that was that I spent the entire evening thinking about things I could give him in exchange for the drinks he's been buying lately. 
 
I want to be fair about it. 
 
Taking without giving is absolutely NO FUN at all!
 
At first, I thought about a gold plated kilt pin I spied on a Scottish website.  It is of a rampant lion and it reminds me of my Leo friend.

It's not cheap.  It's about $350.  They have a pewter one for under $100 but my friend, with his heart of gold, must get the gold one.  Pewter and silver just don't fit his personality.  It's gotta be gold.

If I put away $5 everytime he buys a $5 drink, I'll have the money saved in six months to a year. 
 
Yeah.....
 
sigh....

Yes, the kilt pin is nice.  I can imagine him wearing it. 

I did.  I visualized him wearing it. 

It was good. 
 
Then, of course, my mind wondered to what I could do beneath the kilt. 
 
Then I became giddy. 
  
Then I lost about 50 IQ points
 
-and-
 
I lost the ability to communicate. 
 
When I told him that I has having trouble communicating with him because he was an attractive man, he looked at me in disbelief. 
 
Sigh....
 
 
I think I scared him away. 
 
 
Sigh.....
 
 
Maybe I need a dummy
 
-or-
 
I need to become hot enough to stun a smart man into temporarily acting like a dummy. 
 
Life IS a lot of fun; payback more so. 
 
Love ya,
 
S. 
 
 


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