Skip to main content

Blood Flow

 
Today I am thankful for my pulse. 

That means that I have blood flow. 

Yep.....at least, I think I have blood flow. 

Part of the reason for this blog is to give me the ability to come up with my arguments before they start. 

I know I'm going to hear about this. 

Some guy I adore made a comment about

"crazy stupid fun".

My reply is that crazy stupid fun is "the best kind of fun."

It is. 

This guy is incredibly cerebral. 

This makes me sad because it means

that I'm not

hot. 

If I were hot, he'd drool just like the ones that don't do anything for me.   

Nope...

This man can still reason around me. 

I've got to do something different. 

I've got to work out more. 

I've got to lose weight. 

I've got to wax. 

I've got to get a make-over. 

Maybe I need to wear one of those new negligees under a suit to entice him into crazy stupid fun.

I've got to do something different. 

Around me he has cerebral fun. 

He can do algebra. 

He can think. 

He can argue politics. 

Where is his blood flow?

It's going towards his head (the one above water). 

This is smart intelligent fun. 

Crazy stupid fun is when the blood flow is in a downward spiral, heading towards Hades, and other places women purporting to be ladies do not blog about. 

Cake.....cake....cake...cake...

Wanna lick the icing off.....

How's that for a subliminal? 

Yeah....there was some complaining about subliminal and other forms of hypnotic communication. 

He also complained about innuendo and wrote to me some line about taking a cold shower. 

Sigh....

He should've finished that off with "wish you were there." 

I'd have heated up the water. 

Sigh..... 

Love ya,

S. 

Oh....I wrote earlier about being hypnotised to writhe in pleasure when seeing certain colors and having a hot, but married, hypnotist fix me. 

It's back!!!

I started singing at a green light! 

I was throbbing. 

I couldn't keep my eyes open!!!

If I don't fix this, I won't be able to drive anymore!!! 

Eff it!! 

What the hell is wrong with me? 

In all fairness, I did hear the sexy songs of a famous soul singer tonight.  He could've put me in that mood. 

Damn......

Maybe I just need to start wearing sunglasses at night when I drive. 

Wow....

just wow.....

Help??? 

Popular posts from this blog

Stalker Proxy Phone Calls

What kind of songs do narcissistic stalkers sing?  I imagine they sing songs like this.   I am grateful now that I understand why the stalker has people call  but   wish they'd listen when I ask them not to call again.  I probably should document this somewhere.  My ex was talking to an old friend of mine from high school on a daily basis.  She is his cousin.   I had to quit talking to her when she'd ask me to plan parties and then refuse to give me the guest list saying that the attendees would only be me, her, my stalker Shannon, and my NPD mother-in-law.   She wanted me to plan interventions.   This happened with a baby shower.  It also happened with a wedding.  The in-laws put together a fake wedding trying to host an intervention to shame me and my ex into doing things for them (like quit school and give them my car).   I had to cut this so-called friend off over that in 2004....
Read more

Venus Meditations

  Today I am thankful for my new realization.  In my world, Friday is the day of love (reminds of The Cure - lol).  It's true.  Friday is the day of Venus.  Exhausted as I was after work, I went to my altar and lit a candle asking that my friend find whatever his life is lacking. Then I went upstairs and did my Friday night ritual to Aphrodite.  I lit a candle asking that I gain confidence in my ability to love.  I also ask that I recognize true love.  I was too exhausted to linger so I tried to fall asleep.  Have you been too tired to sleep?  It's horrible.  Your mind goes round and round -  you might recall things that happened recently (like the doctor telling me to be careful because I haven't hit menopause yet and I say, "not worried about it" while thinking that it's a good time to be in a sexual drought - hooray for me),  or things going on at work  (that I can hypnotize little cranky babies to sleep without sa...
Read more

My Competition

Only our best friends and greatest teachers will have the courage to say those uncomfortable things to help us get out of the mud and back on our paths.   Today I am thankful for my competition. I love being a hypnotist because I have the most wonderful colleagues in the world. I bought a refresher Stop Smoking Hypnosis Course from another hypnotist trainer.  I bought it because I'm too lazy to create my own business forms.  It comes with the forms.  Usually, I can't read anything this man writes without learning something new.  I figured that I couldn't go wrong investing in his products.  I received the package yesterday.  It was supposed to contain four CDs. I received five.  Do you want to guess what the fifth one was?  It was a hypnosis session entitled "Overcome Your Lost Love." I'm a little bit tickled at that discovery. This is perfect!!! I love this guy's voice.   This is the mo...
Read more