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Voodoo Dolls and Scorpio Eclipses

 
Today I am thankful for Voodoo dolls and Scorpio eclipses. 
 
 
 
A politician threatened one of my friends working to recall her. 
 
 
How mean should I get? 
 
 
Do you know how I put a stop to the harassment I endured? 
 
 
It's a little yucky. 
 
 
I made a mixture of my piss and menstrual blood and threw it on the bully. 

 
I'm not sure if the concoction has magickal qualities or not.  The person thought I was too damn crazy to tangle with again in the future. 

Okay, that's a bit of an overstatement.  I made vitamin water and splashed my bully while practicing Latin.  I'm not above splashing piss on my stalker or his proxies, though. 
 
I did another thing that was really obnoxious.  If you want to try it, tape the offender's picture inside your shoe.  The trick is to take your shoe off when she's sitting next to you so she can see the picture. 
 
That'll freak her out. 
 
People leave me alone.  It's the superstition that makes it funny.  Then people will screw themselves up because they're so afraid of the "Voodoo." 
 
I also posted their threatening emails on Blogger in their entirety.  Politicians do NOT appreciate that. 
 
Yes, I'm evil. 
 
I'm also a hypnotist, so I can talk my way out of handcuffs.  Maybe I should be the only one playing that game. 
 
I'll take care of her. 
 
The lady I'm going after has one thing in common with me.  We were born on the same day. 
 
According to our birth horoscopes, we are mean, nasty, obnoxious, tenacious,  pretty, and share the uncanny ability to  talk ourselves into and out of anything.  We are said to leave a trail of enemies everywhere we go. 
 
Oh, and we are usually hit on by Scorpios. 
 
That certainly explains a lot about me. 
 
Ooooh......I finally have a nemesis that will be challenging.  If she kicks of her shoe and reveals my picture, she'll win because I'll die laughing. 
 
I may make a couple of voodoo dolls,  if I can figure out how to use them to psych these meanies out. 
 
Everyone knows I'm Pagan.  People literally come to me with their problems.  I must be the only person in the world who can attend a Conservative event and come home with two spell requests. 
 
They are for physical healing.  I will pray to Asclepius on the day of the sun.  I will also ask for help dealing with my health issues. 
 
I'd best try to fall asleep now and figure out how to leave this mess I'm in.

The 25th is a Scorpio eclipse.  What do you want a bet that my issue will be over that day?  It's a good day to let go of stuff that keeps you from being happy.  If you don't let go, it leaves you. 
 
 
Love ya,
 
S. 
 
 
 
 


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