Today I am thankful that I can go toe to toe with dumb Democrats.
So, I took over a recall bid to let it die because the woman they were trying to recall has a spine.
Her cohorts are trying to do away with the death penalty and she told them to grow a brain.
So.. we let her recall bid die.
Shhhhh.....that's a secret.
As long as she's in office, the gun rights weirdos will have a common enemy. They will get more donations and more money to elect conservatives.
It's a win-win.
Besides, she'll be replaced in 2014 anyway. She has no idea how many Democrats in her district she pissed off. Many Democrats are gun owners.
I knocked on doors. Her constituents are not happy.
She's a goner.
Worse, she's breaking local election law.
It's not a secret. I managed to find proof -but- I may not need to do anything with it.
She's a goner.
Sigh...
Battles.....this daughter of Ares has to pick her battles a little more wisely.
Now, her fellow Democrats are attacking me and anyone else they think is going to get them recalled.
They don't understand the game.
They are too stupid to understand what is going on.
I'm an equal opportunity hater.
If you ignore the people, you must go. Whether a Republican or a Democrat wins, I'll still have battles to fight. One wants to tax the heck out of you, the other wants to legislate morality.
Wait....both groups want to do that now, don't they?
No matter who wins - the people lose.
It's no secret that I have a stalker.
Everyone knows...the stalker brags about it.
I wish she'd explain why she's doing it.
If she's doing it for my ex, I need to know so I can go to war with the right person.
I thought the promise of witchcraft would get me some kind of admission of guilt.
It hasn't.
Bummer.....usually that works with superstitious people!!!
It's cheaper than the cost of a police investigation!
I tried....
So, today....a Democrat Senator was bragging about how they passed a law where convicted felons can't legally own guns. How sweet! That stalker crazy person is going to have to nearly kill me before they take away her gun!
Oh, I'm feeling safe now!!!
Aren't you?
I can't afford to own a gun.
Yeah, this same Senator thinks they are acting "courageous" because they are in forcing people to pay hundreds of dollars for background checks with a 94-99% false positive rate.
Oh...yeah....the cost is a mere $335. That's just a tiny drop in the bucket (sarcasm).
Maybe we pay our legislators too much if they think the average person can afford that kind of scratch.
I would have paid $100 for the shooting class but my friends took pity on me and paid my tuition. They gave me two certificates; one for the county and one for my wall so my stalker can see it the next time she breaks in the house.
That doesn't include the cost of a gun. I don't want a gun. I want the permit to hang on my wall so when Ms. Stalker breaks in she's going to be busy looking for my non-existent gun while I grab my decorative sword.
I'm Pagan. My weapons are different. I'm not fond of gunpowder.
So far, the tax tally for me pertaining to this adventure has been quite high.
The cops told me that I had to file for a divorce in order to stop the stalking.
The county charged me $230 for that. I don't have a job due to the stalking, so I have to get creative to find the money.
Now, I have to pay $130 for parenting classes in order to get divorced and I have 60 days from the time of filing to fund those.
This does not include the $35 document charges or the other miscellaneous filing fees.
Remember, I don't have a steady income. I will move my business on Thursday. That, also will cost me $25 a year in local license fees, $280 in state license fees (retail + professional) and whatever else the city and state can use to nickle and dime me to death.
So, I'm out $360 in taxes (county fees) just to get divorced to put a stop to the stalking.
I'm out another $305 to restart my business in another locale to get away from the crazy lady.
Now if I want to buy a used car that runs and is stalker-owned GPS box free, I'm looking at crazy taxes for that, too.
It is not cheap to buy protection and to get away from a stalker.
Lawmakers don't understand reality.
If they did...they would understand that criminals don't follow the letter of the law. I mean...really...if my stalker honored the law she wouldn't be stalking me or menacing my neighbors with her gun!!!
That is beside the point.
If I want to legally own a gun, it would be another $335 in county taxes (background check fees).
Let's add this up:
Divorce taxes & required fees = $360.00
Business moving taxes = $305.00
Gun ownership taxes & required fees = $435.00
So, now, If I want to do the right things to protect myself and my family, it'll cost me $1,100 just because some crazy old bat likes to follow me around and menace my neighbors with her handgun.
I'm estimating about $500 for the taxes on a used car. We did manage to put an initiative on the ballot that would have minimized the taxes so that they would only cost $10 for cars worth less than $1,000.
It was defeated.
That would have helped the poor so much!!!
I'm a Libertarian. I care about the poor. I care whether or not they can drive to work.
I can't believe the world we live in.
I really can't.
Here is the deal, folks.
I don't need a gun.
My crossbow only cost $95.00 brand new.
I don't need a permit for that because I don't take it out of the house.
Cheap perfume will sting the eyes better than pepper spray. The really stingy, scary stuff only costs $1.
I don't need a permit for that.
I love books! I love book bags!
One swing of my book bag and we're talking the potential for a head injury.
I don't need a permit for that.
I still have my pink aluminum rat smacking bat I used to torment the police officer I found searching my garage in July of 2011. That officer remembers that; he's the guy helping me deal with the stalking. I'm so happy he kept my silliness out of the press as I was running for the highest office in the city at the time.
I didn't get arrested for using it as a weapon then, so I doubt I need a permit for that.
So, my Ghetto protection system is in place and I'll terrorize the stalking brat for under $100.
Sigh.....and I used to make $150.00 an hour.
Look what I've been reduced to doing.
I really am laughing.
I want to cry.
I'm laughing.
What I need are lasers.
If I could come up with just the right kind of laser light show, I could terrorize my superstitious stalker with threats of demonic witchcraft. That is the only thing that has kept her at bay before.
Menace me?
I'll cast a spell on you!!
Then she hides away in fear.
I think the game isn't working anymore.
It's time to change tactics.
Love ya,
S.
P.S. Seriously, though...criminals are criminals because they ignore the law.
Introducing numerous expensive and nonsensical laws won't help criminals behave. They just tend to make honest people into criminals if they choose to protect themselves.
The day they make me get a permit for a tree branch (aka a " magickal wand"), I'm in real trouble!!!
ROTFL!!