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Age Tests



Today I am thankful for age tests.




At work today, a much younger guy asked me for my phone number. 


So...I recited




8...6...7...(long dramatic pause)

5...3...0....



This was when the older people in the room started laughing. 


I was busted. 

Love ya,

S. 


Edit - you know....I have recently read that a guy was arrested for owning porn featuring a woman getting it on with a guy in a tiger costume.

I immediately went to the web.

I asked if it was okay for a guy to have sex with a cougar.

I was told...no...only a Puma can have sex with a cougar.

I'm not a cat person.

So.....either I'm dating older guys...

Or I'm getting Botox and lying about my age!!!


I'm thinking about doing the former.  It would take a heck of a lot of Botox to make me seem younger than I am.  Besides, I like bald guys.  I find that most of the hotties are older than I. 


Sigh.....

One of my mentors is giving a class on how to train your wife to be a hypno-whore.   

I wish I had a hot guy to attend the class with me. 


Alas...I don't. 


Someday my horny devil will cum....

Someday....










 



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