Today I am thankful that I don't own a female dog in this crazy city.
That said, I've been called a female dog.
That said, I've been called a female dog.
I predict that there are four people who will need to find new jobs in the near future.
It would seem as though they violated the fourth amendment and stole a dog with the intention to kill it.
They know who they are.
If you believe the gossip, all a witch needs is a name, birthday and/or a picture.
All a politician needs is a hypnotic speech.
What am I?
What is the real threat?
Hang on to your boots ....
you're going down.
It just may not be in the way you expect.
I'm a politician again!
These animal control supervisors allegedly lied and said a psychiatric service dog was at-large and threatened to kill her. They seemingly broke into a citizens home to get the dog. It's hard to know who did it. The door was damaged as was the door jam. A dog was let out.
Why would they need to violate the fourth amendment if the dog was at large?
Yeah...the family suspects the animal control officers. After what I've seen on online, it's hard to believe they wouldn't stoop this low.
City employees did a little fourth amendment baloney with me back in the day....so I'm not quick to dismiss the citizen's theory.
This family needs a hidden security camera to catch the wrongdoers.
Little do they know that this antic is what pushes activists into politics.
I'd like to ask them......
Wanna see another bitch at-large?
Bad humor - but something I thought a couple of animal control officers on the cusp of a job hunt would enjoy.
I can only be G-rated funny now. My songs have to be mild.
sigh.
Update: I wanted to run to my media contacts. I didn't. The story the Animal Control Officers are telling is that this service dog was picked up in someone else's yard.
If so, who broke into the home? There is damage to the door and frame. There was boot print. The cops said no one broke in. I question why they didn't truly investigate. Perhaps they are covering for the city employees behaving badly?
Maybe a neighbor is breaking in because they don't want the dog in the neighborhood?
This is the second break-in within one month.
It needs investigated.
This looks bad.
I've seen it before. I've had police officers come to my home based on crap a City Auditor and Ass't City Attorney said. Those poor cops......enduring my hospitality.....twice......uninvited! One of them got to meet my pink baseball bat. I probably should have warned him about the PTSD.
On the bright side, I never made them coffee. Back then, I didn't know how to clean out the coffee maker......ewww!
Hey, life is a learning process.
I know illegal activity happens on the part of some city employees. I know the departments support each other - the cops supporting the auditor had to know what they were doing. I know this type of conspiracy hurts the 99% of employees who follow the rules and behave ethically.
By the way, neither the auditor or the cop is currently employed with the city. The assistant city attorney is still there, but in all reality, she's so rude - she probably couldn't find a job anywhere else. On August 6, 2008 she asked me one question that led me to be an activist. She asked "what are you going to do about it?"
I hope she liked my answer.
Remember......don't mess with the fourth amendment.
I don't know what happened this time. All I know is that the behavior is shifty. It doesn't make sense. We need to eradicate the breed specific legislation in this city because it's giving a whole slew of people reasons to act like idiots. The laws are rooted in fiction. They're ruining the city's reputation. They don't need the bad press.
Worse, I see city employees making mistakes. There is a lot of misinformation about the ADA circulating. I don't like what I'm hearing. Today I was informed that I had to have my service dog certified before I brought him or her into the city.
Um....no. That's not true.
This crazy bureaucratic game may find its way into a book I'm writing. I just have to find anagrams of the officers' names.
Don't worry. It's fiction inspired by real life.
My sister writes the biographies.
I write hypnotic fiction and articles for psych journals
and song lyrics.
I love writing song lyrics.
Love ya,
S.
Fiction tends to bring out the best hypnotic phenomena. I bet that city employee regrets calling me a witch all those years ago.....
I'm going to play that one up until it gets incredibly old.
It's funny.
There is nothing metaphysical about it. The truth is, people who don't do their jobs well wind up unemployed.
The trick is getting people to see the truth.
That's my superpower!
Cheerio!