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Relationship Limbo


Today I am thankful for being stuck in relationship limbo. 


I finally realized how I know that men are interested in me as a relationship partner. 

It is a three step process.

First, we have either a friendship or other type of relationship (quasi-professional or community based).

Then, they find out I'm getting divorced. 

Then, here is the key, they start asking a heck of a lot of questions. 

When our coffee outings start feeling like job interviews,
I know they want a wife. 

My friends always attract the players, the assholes, the ingrates, the slam 'em and bam 'em guys who forget to say thank you after they make a mess on your dress. 

I get the nice guys that want to parade diamonds on my finger.  I get to turn down the gifts, the fancy dinners, and the concert tickets.    

I get to meet the parents, the kids, and I get investigated to the hilt. 

I'm not sure if I should consider myself lucky or not. 

Weird...

As long as I have relationship limbo, I don't have to play the game.  All I have to say is that the divorce isn't final and, wow, it's over. 

Maybe if I joined a rock band I could chase away the marriage minded scary dudes? 

I don't believe in marriage.

Sigh....

Maybe not....my first marriage proposal was from a musician.

Damn....

Love ya,

S. 

P.S.  Wow....on another note....I bitched in the papers and a Senator must've read my piece.  I'm listening to current testimony at the state house pertaining to gun control bills.  They actually added the all the suggestions I rudely made. 

Never underestimate the power of a familiar name, a red head of hair, and a bitchy attitude. 

Speak your peace and change your world. 

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