Today I am thankful that there are politicians who know who I am, what I do, and actually fear me.
I thought of the perfect wish for a witch.
Perhaps it is more of a perfect curse.
I'll spare you my rant.
I got the idea after reading the fifth article about local governments that are banning cigarette alternatives. They are too stupid to understand that banning e-cigarettes will condemn hundreds and thousands of people to death from the tar in traditional cigarettes.
These bans are a boon for tobacco companies.
They are a boon for the medical community because it ensures a steady stream of cancer patients.
They are a boon for the governments that tax traditional cigarettes.
It's not about the electronic devices.
To tell the truth, politicians I know pass a lot of laws that condemn innocents to death.
They pass gun laws which make it hard for people with stalkers (like me) to get a carry permit.
They pass laws that force battered women to allow stalking exes into their homes for visitation.
They support laws that allow the police departments to NOT enforce restraining orders.
They do all sorts of stupid shit that makes it harder and harder for people to feed, house, and clothe their families.
They make it illegal to feed the homeless.
I could go on and on.
I won't.
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I just made my first wish. I am reputed to own 465 djinn objects. Each one is good for three wishes. I'm not sure which ones are real and which ones are not. I chose to wish upon the necklace that shocks the holy hell out of anyone who touches it.
There is something there.
This is male. He is a Ghul.
So....this is my wish:
I WISH THAT ANY POLITICAN SUFFER ONE NIGHT OF LOST SLEEP FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL WHO DIES, BECOMES SICK, OR IS INJURED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY DUE TO A POLICY HE OR SHE VOTED TO SUPPORT.
If my frenemies don't start looking haggard in the near future from a lack of sleep, I'll do a traditional curse.
I am livid.
Listen to reason -or- pay the price.
I have extended this wish to include politicians who command the military to strike communities and kill civilians (including children) in Muslim countries. Most of the believer djinn are Muslim. I bet they're a little bit pissed off at our stupid leadership.
The wish is good for 1000 years. It's ironclad. It cannot be undone.
The good citizens of our communities shouldn't be the only ones losing sleep.
The lunatics that run the asylum should be the ones to suffer.
Sweet dreams,
Love,
Shadow Siegfred
P.S. You had better ask yourself, am I fucking with you or am I serious?
Well.....if your favorite politician has bags under his or her eyes....you have your answer.
P.S.S. Well....the Ghul seems to be nicer than I am. In my meditation, he suggested that one simply curse the oath of office so that any one who utters those words have the curse of hyper-sensitive empathy.
Empathy is not a curse, per se. It only becomes a curse when one dreams first hand of the torturous deaths and pain their behavior causes others to bear. It will force them to walk in the shoes of their victims.
Wow...this sounds like it would make an excellent movie. We could have sociopaths winning office and dying of heart attacks after dreaming that they are an unfortunate soul who died because they wanted to ban....say....abortions for women bleeding due to a tubal pregnancy.
Maybe there is a script in their somewhere.
Any takers?
If so, there is a book out there called The Vengeful Djinn. I don't agree with the author but that person will scare the demonic hell out of you. It would be a good read for the author of a horror film script.
Maybe it could be a good project for me, too.
EDIT THIRTEEN DAYS LATER:
Well, this is weird.
I am dreaming about children living in the Gaza strip. I see them playing. I see them laughing. I see them happy and healthy.
Then, I hear a blast.
I see them bleeding. I see their legs torn off. They are treated like animals. These little, sweet, innocent children are treated and whipped like animals.
Who am I supporting that supports what is going on in Israel? I've got to cut off funding them.
My subconscious must know or else it wouldn't be making me feel guilty.
Perhaps I feel guilty for supporting my Congressman. He is a nice man. I hate his politics. He ran against a friend of mine but he's always been a gentleman. He has always gone out of his way to help me.
I wonder if he supports Israel?
I'll check.
See? Being a witch is a dangerous business. The wishes can backfire.
This is why I don't like making them.
Love ya,
S.