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The Inadvertant Comedians Running for the Oval Office


Today I am thankful for Donald Trump.

He is a barrel of laughs, isn't he?

He always was. 

Trump lost my vote when he used eminent domain to harass an old lady in an attempt to steal her house in New Jersey for a casino or some other stupid project.  Yeah...I'm old enough to remember that.  It disgusted me.  I've never cared for the man and I was happy our paths would never cross.

I am libertarian.

True libertarians hate eminent domain.

Eminent domain is the opposite of freedom.  Donald Trump doesn't care a hairy rats ass about freedom.

Neither does Clinton. 

She's not much better.

Gary Johnson is a pothead who represents a party that hates Pagans.

So....they all suck.

Every....single...candidate....... stinks

Since our options for the highest office are horrible, we need to be careful who we vote for locally.  Fill the House and Senate with decent people so the President won't matter so much. 

I guess I'll vote for whomever the actors can impersonate to the point of making me laugh the most on Saturday Night Live.

Let's see.....


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Some people don't need actors on SNL to make us laugh.

Donald Trump says assholish things. 

Today's laugh was this gem "Women who can't handle harassment should teach kindergarten."

I've handled more harassment than I care to handle. I'm tired of it.

I'm a hypnotist.  I'm not harassed very much.  When I can actually talk to the asshole, the harassment ends quickly.

Even if the harassment is on the part of a horrible person trying to street hypnotize me.  I'll go back when I don't have my pepper spray and teach the guy what he did wrong.

There is a really good way of dealing with street harassment. 


No self-respecting male asshole wants to be shot by a woman wielding a pink gun.

Do you feel lucky punk?

I have a theory about Trump.

I think he's a friend of the Clintons and that he's running to try to get her elected.  He's being so stupid and so nasty that he's running around trying to piss everyone off.

He managed to divide the Republican Party.

As they say....divide and conquer.

He's giving the election to Clinton. 

I wonder how much it cost him to win the nomination of the Republican Party.  I'm not asking about campaign money spend on ads and PR.  I want to know how much he had to pay people to put him in the position he is in.  Whose votes did he have to buy?

On the bright side, if the country goes to hell at least these comedians are going to leave us laughing.

Love ya,

S. 


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