Today I am thankful that I no longer do anything online.
My business Google account was hacked for the second time this month.
I use two party authentication. I can't figure out how they're hacking it without my phone.
This is weird.
So....
I don't use Google Calendar after Doug Vega started showing up where I was supposed to be. Doug dated my sister-in-law. He was the guy who watched me sitting with a former flame eating pizza. Yeah...I guess watching a guy eat triangular things just screams sexy time - no wonder we were stalked.
Just teasing....in all seriousness.....
I think my brand new computer has a hardware keylogger on it. A software keylogger would be thwarted by my encryption software.
So....
I'm pissed.
I'm a lot of fun when I'm pissed.
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Do you know what my favorite album is?
Ruthless People.....
I've listened to it steadily since 1987. I bought my first copy the day I broke up with my first love.
I'm on my fourth copy. Thank goodness for I-Tunes.
I listen to it while driving to and from work.....every single day.
I've been singing this song all year long.....
I sing this song to psych myself up for being more ruthless than the ruthless assholes.
I'm going to show someone how ruthless I can be. I'll do it with a smile.
Everyday I'll sing a little Luther. Actually, I don't sing this one.....I SHOUT it now!!!
Why the hell should I take my ex back???!!!!
I skip over Billy Joel and Paul Young.
I know I'm a modern hypnotist in high priced shoes. I'm tired of men calling my house home that don't belong there.
This song......the chick in this song is me.....
You have no say in anything I do.
I always thought I wore a sailor cap when I play bass because I love Larry Graham. Maybe it's because of Nero Swan.
It's strange what we forget to remember when we get older.
This song.....this song I try to skip. I always envision running into the guy who inspired the purchase of this album at a train station. Now that there is a light rail station near where we like to meet, it hits a little too close to home.
Yes, I've actually seen him while listening to this song....once under my window in Sept. 1987 and once in January 1988. It's not that big of a coincidence when you listen to it all the damn time.
So.....I try to skip the song now. I think of it as a prayer invoking the pain of watching him writhe when he sees me. He literally looks like he's in pain when he's near me. It's best to stay away.
This next song.....this is my guilty pleasure.
I'm always lovin' the bass line.
James Brown reminds me of Bootsy. It's funny watching how controlled he is in old video James Brown footage. At least he was free w/ George Clinton.
Yes, I've fantasized about being the Space Bass.
Shhhhh......that's a secret.....kind of.
I skip the synth song. I haven't heard it in over twenty-five years. I don't care if I'm speeding towards the back of a semi. I always skip that one.
The following song is my mantra.....don't be shy.
Take a risk.
Stand on it!
I wish I could sing the hot Nicole song. There is one note that I can't get....no matter how much I pay the singing teacher.
That doesn't stop me from trying.
This could be why no one crowds me in while I'm driving.
If you want the highway for yourself, try this ditty sometime.
Um....where is the high note in the video? I don't hear it.
Maybe the high note is my engine.
I'd better get that checked out.
Right now, I'm working on bein' ruthless.
I made some calls today.
I'm well on my way.
So I guess I have one more piss ant to squish now.
I wonder if you can curse an IP address?
Let me try.....
Love ya,
S.