Some Unknown Horny Man

Today I am thankful for horny men with common first names.

They give me a good laugh every so often.

You know, the ones who get so nervous they send you email after email asking you out but they never use their full name, so you have no clue who they are.

You know....

you get an email from Bob[at]somebizarreISP.com

Hey Siegfred,

I'll be in town tonight. Call me and I'll pick you up for dinner.

See you soon,

Bob

Bob who?

I know fifty different men named Bob.

I've never dated one of them.

I wouldn't know which one to call.

Maybe this is a guy named Mike who wants me to bob for Rocky Mountain Oysters?

I don't know.

Maybe Bob is that stalker I've been running from for twenty years.

Maybe he's looking for another Siegfred and emailed me by mistake.

What do I do?

What can I do?

Nothing...

This guy could either be a spammer not having a clue how to market (cuz I can't buy your wares if I can't contact ya) or he's horny and can't think enough to give me some clue as to his identity.

Or, he could be a narcissist thinking he's the only man any woman could possibly want, so I should know who he is.

Hmmmmm.....

Men are quite entertaining....... and amusing.

Love ya,

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