Warped Gratitude Blog

Today I am thankful for singing lessons. I realize that I probably need to dial it down a little bit. So.... A couple of thugs in an SUV ran a stop sign and nearly hit my daughter and another pedestrian in a parking lot. The little mother 'effer stopped, started cussing and rolled down his window. I let him have it. Everyone stopped. Everyone starred. I let the little thugs know a thing or two. I think I scared the little sh!ts. They drove off.  A woman in the store approached me to tell me that "everyone is nice." I'm not. What in the hell do these little creeps think? Is it cute to try to threaten a little old lady? Their gangsta rap is making them tough? Is the word B!tch supposed to shut women up? Do they think that old people can't protect themselves?  Do they think that only young men carry guns? You learn to be tough when you're a survivor.  Tough people don't have to sag, don't have to listen to rap,...

Today I am thankful for intention. I woke up and decided that I could do more good focusing on finding a job, running my business and donating 10% of my earnings to the charities that will challenge the laws that do more harm than good. I thought I'd put positive vibes out there to everyone; the creepy neighbor, the lady that runs the animal shelter, the poorly trained animal control lady.....everyone...... I have an I-phone.  I cracked the screen and got it wet.  So, once in awhile I can see the people who call but I don't know what they want because I can't log in and hear the messages. Someone with the city has been calling me.  I admire this person for his or her persistence.  The number appears to come from the City Manager's office.  I'll call it in the morning.  Maybe they're trying to behave and help people. See?  A little positive energy was all I needed to give the situation! That's great!!! One of my hypnosis clients ...

Today I am thankful for my past and the wisdom my stupid parents gave me. Yes, I know DaddyOFive and MommyOFive will probably never see this.   It may help for this to get out into the universal consciousness.  I KNOW the reason the internet is pissed off and concerned is because too many kids live this nightmare.  ***** Most of the crap I write here is....crap.  It's mostly based on gossip.  This isn't crap.  As the saying goes 'truth is stranger than fiction.' I've been told a famous congresswoman is trying to get my sister to write a book, so I don't want to give too much away.  She's so supportive of my sister, it's hard to admit I've built websites for people who run against her (my badd....).  We had parents like Michael and Heather Martin. Luckily, in the 70's my parents couldn't afford a camcorder.  We were, for the most part, spared the public humiliation.  Pranks aren't pranks. ...

Today I am thankful for lists. I've decided to make this a running list of stupid stuff I've seen online this hour. 1.) A dating coach I know who claims that men should send the exact same message to women that they're interested in on Facebook.  Women owe men an immediate response. .  I know this guy.  I tried to set him straight but he doesn't listen....so, I'll repost the advice here in case someone Googles it rather than pay $97 for bad online advice.  Um....no.  Facebook is used for more than dating.  Not everyone you meet on that website is available.  Besides that, women don't owe you conversation, time or attention. Worse, if you send the exact same message to two women who know each other, you're gonna come off as an extra desperate dude by chumming the water like that.  If these guys are after superficial relationships, these guys need to sign up for Tinder.  Besides if a woman is worth your ti...

Here's my favorite YouTube comment on this video: " I don't always listen to this, but when I do, the whole neighborhood does too."   Today I am thankful that I haven't yielded to temptation. So, the gun toting neighbor who calls code enforcement on everyone is parked on his rock lawn and fixing a vehicle. Right at this very moment...... NOW! Where are the city cronies now?   If they want to fill a ticket performance goal, they can get over here NOW! Sigh..... These are the very things he complained about to get my biker neighbors evicted. He is incredibly damn lucky that I am libertarian minded. I'll never call enforcement on him.  I have pics on my security cam.  I'll save those. Sigh..... This guy is a jerk.  He's nothing calamus and Jezebel root can't fix. I may add some camphor to the mix.....because it stinks. BUAHAHAHAHA ******************************************* Maybe today I'll make a runnin...

Today I am thankful for....... I'm not sure....yet.... let's see where we end up. It snowed over the weekend. I kicked the weekend off falling asleep during my ritual to Aphrodite and Eros. I was incredibly disrespectful. I wasn't wearing make-up.  I wasn't dressed up. I didn't have any decent offerings. I just fell asleep. My Saturday morning dream consisted of a face from my past and above song playing as the soundtrack. Not good......I had dreams of someone in a burn unit and spent most of my weekend with a hauntingly sad feeling in the back of my head. It would seem I need to either sleep less or skip the delta dream state somehow. Maybe I can try lucid dreaming. The dreams are getting old. ************************************** I spent Saturday seeing hypnosis clients and driving in the snow.  I love April snows because people have finally figured out how to drive in the snow and there are fewer close calls. It was a heavy sno...

T oday I am thankful that I can work as much as I want and stay away from the house. I made the mistake of coming home before 5:00.  I had a hypnosis client and went shopping. I wore my fake wedding ring and realized that it is a stupid thing to do.  More men flirt with you when you wear those. I'm not sure why.  Oh my.... *********************************** I walked in the door and my home phone rang. No one calls my home phone except the heavy breather and my ex's collection agencies.  I only keep the number because....don't laugh.....because the digits are an ancient spell to contact a djinn...consisting of the numerals 2468..  Those are the digits in my phone number (some of them are repeated).  I'm not going to give you the order of the numbers because then you'll know my phone number.  I thought the phone number was funny given my hobby of collecting alleged haunted artifacts.  I'm tempted to try one of ...