Today I am thankful that I learned to fight and that I'm creative about how I go about it.
Did you know that you can be arrested in Denver for talking to a homeless person?
Yeah -
If a cop asks you to stop talking and move away from the homeless peep in a public area, they'll arrest you for what I call 'contempt of cop.'
Denver was conducting an illegal homeless sweep....again.
Hey - Denver! Remember that tax hike you passed to help the homeless last November. This is what your overlords decided to do with the dough - buy more garbage trucks!
YOU PAID FOR THAT!
I have an office in Denver. I'm paying for that, too.
Know this - you can and will be arrested for failing to obey an invalid command from a police officer.
They'll call it valid.
Constitutionally, it is invalid.
It's obvious, the overlords at the City and County of Denver want to be sued.
I'm serious.
Sad, huh.
I must talk to fifteen homeless peeps a day in The City and County of Denver - on the street - near - [redacted and redacted].
Apparently, a friend of mine was arrested today for this very thing...talking with a homeless person.
So today I'm pissed off.
The asshats are running the asylum. The Dems are letting conservators run amok stealing money from elderly folks. The Dems that run the City of Denver are also stealing tents, heaters, IDs, social security cards, and belongings from homeless folks. It's illegal to dispose of the property of homeless folks. The city is also expected to give SEVEN days' notice before conducting a sweep.
Since I wasn't arrested, I can't just call up my buddies in the free press and tell them.
I wonder if Westword would run the story?
I could just point them to other evidence and see if they want to investigate.
Or maybe
I could go outside tomorrow and try my luck.
Handcuffs turn me on
(but not like that...
because.....
I'm Ace)
They turn me on because I'm Sue Happy and have demons to feed.
By demons, I mean a bunch of lawyers.
Hmmm....
I'm going to put this out in the public domain.
Hey Denver -
Wanna arrest someone for doing something right?
Let me give you a description of the perp.
She's 5'5".
In the fifth decade of life but looks much younger. She has a red afro with some white hair poking out, ruddy complexion, so white she's almost translucent and has eyes that vacillate between green and brown (depending on how pissed off she is). She's 30 pounds overweight, has a propensity to speak Latin with a mid-western accent, wears lots of witchy jewelry that has a tendency to shock anyone who dares touch it and may or may not be wearing a druid cloak.
I have a second amendment bumper sticker on my car, a no-treble window sticker, a bass guitar lanyard hanging on my rear view mirror and a Gadsen flag in the window of my '89 Buick Century. If you do surveillance, photographs of me never come in clearly (some say that is due to the spirits surrounding me but I think I just break the cameras because I was hit with an ugly stick at birth).
I'm typically seen carrying a large tote bag with water and protein bars in it.
Your perp has a propensity to carry a camera with her on her person (a trick learned way back in the 80's).
So yeah, I am daring any asshat government official that wants to arrest me for being a human being.
Do it -
you'll only get yourself attention you don't want.
It won't be hard to get some aspect of the media on board.
Hell - I'm near the point of putting together my own web board and news platform.
Just call me the StarMaker.
I'll make ya famous.
Go ahead.....
MAKE
MY
DAY
DECADE!
It'll be fun getting back in the public eye.
Too bad the politicians are too busy vilifying the homeless people for the problems they created through bad housing codes.
I'm going to head to my vehicle right now.
Come and get me -
If you arrest me, the 50+ homeless peeps I'm working on helping and those souls I visit at the sober living homes for free won't get the support they're used to getting. It could cost the taxpayers more money in the long run.
But at least, a couple of cops will get their 15 minutes.
And the City and County of Denver higher-ups can scratch their balls out of their sheer masculine prowess knowing that they really saved the community from a hazard.
I mean, Denver officials can't have people helping the homeless at their own expense because they won't be able to justify those nasty tax increases they keep begging for.
Karma's a bitch.
I feel sad for the politicians and public servants giving those orders.
Now, where did I put those keys?
I'd better go now. I'm wasting daylight!
Love ya,
S.
Edit three hours later:
There is never a cop around when you want one.
Sigh....
I had a couple of ideas today -
So, part of the problem is that Denver refuses to let me speak as I do not live in Denver county. I'm going to rent a room from a relative so I can qualify for running for office in Denver and speaking in front of the City Council.
The other idea is to see if I can recruit my musician buddies into some type of media campaign.
Let's see how this pans out....
Oh, and the U.S. Department of Justice is going after cities for criminalizing homelessness. If you have time, consider filing a complaint:
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-files-brief-address-criminalization-homelessness